Medium:  Movie
Title:  The Matrix
Rating:  SEE IT
 
Well for those of you who really know us you will know by now that if we want to own it, then it is a good movie (by our standards of course).  Well, this is definately going to be added to our video library.  Keanu Reeves has finally shed the "Bill and Ted" image in this movie and did a wonderful job.
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Medium:  Books
Title:  Various
Author:  David Eddings
Rating:  Worth Reading if you are a Sci-Fi/Fantasy lover
 
Recently I have finished the Belgariad and Mallorean Serious by David Eddings.  It sucked me in and I couldn't stop until I was finished.  I highly recommend it to all of you sci-fi/fantasy readers out there.
 
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Medium:  Movie
Title:  The Phantom Menace
Rating:  What do you think?
 
Star Wars always has a place in this household.  We saw it and loved it.  Very entertaining.  If you like Star Wars and you haven't seen this movie yet, we just have one question, "WHY NOT?????"  The plot left a little to be desired of course, but keep in mind they are working on a restricted plot line.  They have a total of 3 movies to build up to an already existing story.
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This section is dedicated to movie quotes.  We will provide the quote, you must provide the movie title.  If you are real good you will know who said it.  Answers and responses will be found in the next issue.  If you have a quote you would like included in the next issue, please email it to us.  Good luck and enjoy!!
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1.  "how do you feel?...how do you feel?... i do not understand the
question"         --(Thanks for this one Dylan)
 
2.  "What... Over...Nothing is over until we decide it is....Was it over
   when the Germans bombed Pearl Habor?....Germans? Forget it he's
   rolling...and it ain't over now!...'Cause when the going gets
   tough.(long pause with military music playing in the    
   background).The tough get going. Who's with let's get them!
   Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"
 
3.  "There is a difference between knowing the path and walking it"
 
4.  "Your father is a hamster and your mother smells of elderberries."
 
5.  "I think people who talk in metaphors should shampoo my
     crotch."
 
We would like to thank Mike W. for 2-5 and for the future quotes you will find in this section.  He provided us with a couple of lists of quotes through email that will be invaluable to this column in the future.
 
ANSWERS TO LAST ISSUE:
1.   <re: raisins>  "...they taste sweet, but really they're just humiliated       grapes." --Benny and June  2. "You've got the personality of a dead moth"   --Dirty Work  3.  "He coulda hit her in the mouth, but no, he had to shoot her"      --Jackie Brown  4.   "Statement.  Game, set and match." --Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead  5.   "The less a man makes declarative statements, the less a man is apt to look like a fool in retrospect." --Four Rooms  6. "In case I don't see ya, Good Afternoon, Good Evening and Good night." --The Truman Show  7. "Maybe we can get together and eat a bunch of caramels.  Caramels?        "It's as arbitrary as going for a cup of coffee." --Good Will Hunting  8. "Which one of y'all kicked me?" --Rush Hour  9.   "FIRE! . . . . FIRE! . . . . FIRE! . . . . FIRE! . . . . FIRE! . . . . . . . . . . . cat??"  -- Pleasantville  10. "huh!  Breach hull, all will die, even had it underlined"  --Mystery Science Theatre 3000
Index--front page
FYI--greetings from the editor
Jon's Place--ongoing fiction story
Gellert Recollections--musings from the patriarch
The Grab Bag--jokes and such (formerly known as "gary's grab bag")
Balance--inspiration from eddie bauer
Things To Remember--this month's holidays and events